Thoughts on airport security from someone braver and funnier than me

Whenever I flew on business pre-9/11 (which was maybe twice a year, I'm no road warrior), I preferred to pack all my stuff into a carry-on bag, rather than risk having the airlines send my baggage on exotic trips to the far east, while I make my way to the vacation paradises of Sacramento or Raleigh.

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