Road trip not complete without near-death experience

Betsy and I took the day off to get the hell out of Savannah on what we figured would be the most horrendous St. Patrick's day in recent memory. We thought it would be good to avoid the influx of 400,000 disorderly drunks hell bent on public urination and indecent exposure. Well, mostly the former. Ya'll know I loves 'dem tigole bitties! Anywho...


Another "Why didn't I think of this"

This will probably be deleted soon by the eBay web gremlins, but for now, you can buy this revolutionary device for only $22!


Y'all are a bunch of pussies

Yeah, you know who you are. As you can see from this photo, we obviously had more fun tonight than you did. So suck it, punks.


God Vicki, you're old

It's a tall order to outdo Vicki's birthday party from two years past. There were a lot of people, and a whole lot of tequila. We were a little short on both counts this year, for Vicki's 77th (or is it 107th) birthday, but our small but merry band gave it our best.


My Grandma can beat up your Grandma

My grandmother turned 88 years young last weekend. At more than three times my age, she's got more energy than I'll ever have. Betsy and I drove up Friday, with Mark riding shotgun, for her parties on Saturday and Sunday. Andrew and Pam showed up Saturday night, after a prolonged wait for Pam's arrival at the Erie airport.


A true nugget of wisdom from our readers

We lauched a commenting and blog site based on Drupal a few weeks ago at work. I've been holding my breath waiting for someone to start spewing racial slurs and for people to start bashing each other over things as dumb as grammar, as they're bound to do on any internet forum. I've also been scanning posts waiting for someone to say something so truely stupid that it's worth sharing.


By popular demand, our wedding photos

I finally got our photos online, after about an hour of uploading, and many days waiting for my ISP to give me proper access to my account. Enjoy!


Can I stroke your chicken?

"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said professor Adrian David Cheok, the leader of the team, who has been developing the technology for nearly two years.,1282,67513,00.html


This is how you keep that lean, girlish figure

ME: That's a healty dinner

MORGAN: Yeah, I needed a snack before I go to the gym.

ME: (looking puzzled) So you're eating ding-dongs, cheetos, and Mountian Dew before you head to the gym?

MORGAN: Um... yeah, I guess that sounds a little silly when you put it that way.

I probably paraphrased that, but hey, this site is mostly lies anyhow.



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