Giving You the Stink Eye, Take Two

As I noted before, I'd attempted to thwart thievery in our break rooms at work with a little psy-ops warfare, namely posting closeup pictures of a mean looking eye above the creamer and sweet-n-low, which some lowlife scum has been swiping.

Well, that didn't work. Instead, the lowlife scum stole the posters. Or, possibly it may have been the cleaning crew. I don't know.

This brings me to part two - what else can The Eye achieve?

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This was handed to me with my "I'm a Georgia voter" sticker as I left the polls, by the woman who processed my Diebold erase-your-Democratic-vote card after I cast my ballot.

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How is it that I'm posting this before Dearth?

Ah, fancy-pants liberal arts colleges. Always thinking creatively. Probably all of the group hugs, women's studies majors and Division - III sports. Spawn of Cap'n Fun and his bride of course attended one of the fancier of the fancy-pants fine liberal arts colleges, where each student is treated like the special, unique flower that they are, Wisconsin's own Beloit College.

Fear me, elementary school children!

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Though my fighting experience is minimal, apparently I've no compunction against using small children as a weapon against other small children.

'Journalism 2.0' or 'How very un-unconference like'

The Savannah Business Report & Journal spammed me with their daily newsletter yesterday, which contained this little gem...

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I'm in ur breakroomz watchin ur creemerz

Supposedly, people are less likely to steal when they're feeling watched. Even if they're being watched by eyes printed on a piece of paper. I have no substantiation of this, as even with my mastery of the Google search, I couldn't find the article I'd read.

Nevertheless, being the intrepid experimentalist, I moved forward with my own 'all seeing eye' study, watching for the perpetrators of the massive theft of Sweet-n-Low, sugar and non-dairy creamer from our breakroom.

We shall see if this has any effect, and I will report my findings to you, my esteemed readers.

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