Giving You the Stink Eye, Take Two

Submitted by Christian on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 9:36pm

As I noted before, I'd attempted to thwart thievery in our break rooms at work with a little psy-ops warfare, namely posting closeup pictures of a mean looking eye above the creamer and sweet-n-low, which some lowlife scum has been swiping.

Well, that didn't work. Instead, the lowlife scum stole the posters. Or, possibly it may have been the cleaning crew. I don't know.

This brings me to part two - what else can The Eye achieve?

Subject:

Please Skype Spam me!

Submitted by Christian on Thu, 02/14/2008 - 2:44pm

My status

Step 1: Sign up for Skype.

Step 2: Put Skype badge on home page.

Step 3: Get spammed over skype:

Hello christianyates, get the most popular casino games like Blackjack, Roulette, Baccarat, Video Poker, and more.
You can play offline with FUN chips or online with real money for the thrill and excitement of Las Vegas-style casino gaming.

Try your luck completely FREE at:

Subject:

Am I the only person that found this strange?

Submitted by Christian on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 9:15pm

This was handed to me with my "I'm a Georgia voter" sticker as I left the polls, by the woman who processed my Diebold erase-your-Democratic-vote card after I cast my ballot.

Thanks for voting! And now, a word from our sponsor...

How is it that I'm posting this before Dearth?

Submitted by Christian on Fri, 02/01/2008 - 10:17pm

Ah, fancy-pants liberal arts colleges. Always thinking creatively. Probably all of the group hugs, women's studies majors and Division - III sports. Spawn of Cap'n Fun and his bride of course attended one of the fancier of the fancy-pants fine liberal arts colleges, where each student is treated like the special, unique flower that they are, Wisconsin's own Beloit College.

Subject:

Fear me, elementary school children!

Submitted by Christian on Fri, 02/01/2008 - 9:08am

24

Though my fighting experience is minimal, apparently I've no compunction against using small children as a weapon against other small children.

Subject:

'Journalism 2.0' or 'How very un-unconference like'

Submitted by Christian on Wed, 01/30/2008 - 12:27pm

The Savannah Business Report & Journal spammed me with their daily newsletter yesterday, which contained this little gem...

Ideas and IPs: Unconference Proves Real Success

By Burton Sauls
Special to the TBR

...

Subject:

I'm in ur breakroomz watchin ur creemerz

Submitted by Christian on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 11:18am

Supposedly, people are less likely to steal when they're feeling watched. Even if they're being watched by eyes printed on a piece of paper. I have no substantiation of this, as even with my mastery of the Google search, I couldn't find the article I'd read.

Nevertheless, being the intrepid experimentalist, I moved forward with my own 'all seeing eye' study, watching for the perpetrators of the massive theft of Sweet-n-Low, sugar and non-dairy creamer from our breakroom.

We shall see if this has any effect, and I will report my findings to you, my esteemed readers.

Pages

Subscribe to christianyates.com RSS