I feel oddly compelled to watch

I came across the pic at left during my many hours of wasting time on the internet. I remember being six or seven years old and thinking Megaforce was the coolest movie ever made. Of course, at this point, it was probably the only movie I'd ever seen, and it had those really cool cars in it, after all.

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If I had an ass like this, I'd get twice as much done in a day!

Continuing my trend of posting low-brow crap, I offer you this maybe not-quite-safe-for-work image. Enjoy the simplicity of my humor, gentle reader.

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Save the Whal.... er, Chammy?


Well, Krystal's Booty Smack campaign didn't work its magic on me, but this one just might. Sad. If it's silly and/or stupid, advertising works on me.

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On again, off again...

Ah, the saga of the condo.... Find place. Check. Get loan approved. Check. Pay for inspection, appraisal. Check. Get dumb ass developer to let us actually close on the damn property. Um... no.

Advice for property owners everywhere trying to sell: If someone wants to buy your damn condo and has the money, you should probably let them close, before they get pissed off, and decide that the place is too fucking small anyway!

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Be careful what you ask for!

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From: Morgan Bonner - HH
Sent: Thursday, April 22, 2004 3:24 PM
To: Chris Yates - HH; Brian Dearth - HH
Subject: photos

This would make for a good Fark.com link - "Photoshop these two dorks and their G5's". That being said, DO NOT POST THIS ON FARK.COM. Your sites - OK. Fark.com - NOT OK.

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The only thing funnier than a pomeranian...

... is a hairless pomeranian. What more is there to say?

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Man, my ass is killing me

No, I didn't end up in the Beaufort County Detention Center or anything like that. Betsy and I spent our Saturday biking around scenic and beautiful Jekyll Island, down in deepest darkest southern Georgia. To paraphrase 'Debz', this place is what Hilton Head would be if it didn't suck so thoroughly. Ok, that's harsh. Let me clarify. This place is what Hilton Head would be if the vast majority of people that visit and live here didn't suck so thoroughly.

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Further proof that I'm way too easily amused

Item 1: The picture at left. Click, you know you want to.

Item 2: A car on the way to work. Gold rental car, covered in pollen. Inscribed in film of tree jizz on the rear window: "I wish my wife was this dirty."

Yeah, I'm a retar... um, special.

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