Pdawg explains the taxonomy of livin' fancy

Here's the socio-economic naming chart of housing developments:

A) If Meadows, Glen or Cove appears in the name of your housing development, you probably live in a trailer. You should sell your house but you probably can't and anyway, 24-packs of Keystone Light are getting expensive. Shoot yourself.

...more at [Stunted Growth]

Oh, and I was born in Glen Cove... out back by the shed.