Personal page rank

At today's weekly developer meeting, someone mentioned that they don't show up when they Google their name... and another said they'd never bothered to look.

Being the smug bastard I am, I googled myself, and lo and behold, I've got five out of the top ten when you search for christian yates, as well as the top four outright. The Facebook listing is NOT me, as I go by Chris Yates there, and I have never worn a t-shirt torn to look like an item from Fred Flintstone's closet.

I figure all the other Christian Yateseses out there owe me royalties for the use of the name, since Google, the all-knowing, all-seeing entity clearly thinks that's me. Please send cash or money orders only. Thanks!