Yet another stupid business idea


I've got it, my one big idea. The one that's gonna make me millions. Millions I tell ya! You see, it's really simple. What do so many americans love to eat for breakfast? Cereal! That's what! Shit, 'mericans will eat that stuff nearly any time of day.

So here's the plan - I'll open a store and sell cereal by the bowl. By the bowl I tell ya! It's a frickin' goldmine. And you can have milk with it. Milk goddamn it! And we'll print up a buch of take-out chinese cartons with our logo, and serve the cereal in it! It'll be so hip! So cool!

Aw fuck... somebody already beat me to it. Sonsabitches.