Please, don't let them hurt the children

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Am I the only person that hasn't heard the creepy-ass 80's song "Dear Mr. Jesus" before? Betsy seems to think I am. I've got to thank her new XM Radio for giving me the opportunity to hear a child singing such touching lines as "please don't tell my daddy, but my mommy hits me too" or "Dear Mr. Jesus, they say that she may die... Oh I hope the doctors stop the pain."

Quoth Betsy "If you laugh at this, I'm going to have to hit you." I lasted about two lines, and ducked. By the end of the song, I was convinced that it was really a South Park outtake, completely with Trey Parker bellowing the chorus at the end. But apparently based on my in-depth research, people take this creepy shit pretty seriously.