I need that Krystal Chik Booty Smack ™


Yet another great moment in marketing. Krystal, that bastion of tiny meatlike burgers, is promoting it's Krystal Chik chickenlike sandwich with a commercial based on ass-smacking. Now I like ass smacking as much as the the next guy, don't get me wrong. But is this really going to sell compressed poultry squares? Mmmmm..... compressed poultry. And ass. Lots of ass.