This is how you keep that lean, girlish figure

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ME: That's a healty dinner

MORGAN: Yeah, I needed a snack before I go to the gym.

ME: (looking puzzled) So you're eating ding-dongs, cheetos, and Mountian Dew before you head to the gym?

MORGAN: Um... yeah, I guess that sounds a little silly when you put it that way.

I probably paraphrased that, but hey, this site is mostly lies anyhow.