Morgan goes to the beach

Here's Morgan's blow by blow report from his trip to the beach. Yes, he apparently twittered every couple of minutes. Please join me in making fun of him. Read from the bottom up.

morganbonner: This is your beach reporter Morgan signing off. I have survived another battle with the elements, though only by sheer luck.... about 1 hour ago from web

morganbonner: Yep, she's packing up to leave. Wouldn't you know it, an attractive woman just arrived in front of me. Figures. about 1 hour ago from web

morganbonner: It appears Allison is growing tired of inflicting the nerd-equivlient of waterboarding on me. She seems ready to leave.... about 1 hour ago from web

morganbonner: How many Sundays left without football? Eight? Goddamnit. about 1 hour ago from web

morganbonner: A couple of dudes are rubbing sunsreen on each other directly in front of me. Taking glasses off in 5...4...3....2....1.... about 1 hour ago from web

morganbonner: I don't want to take my iPod out for fear of getting sand in it. Christ this sucks. about 1 hour ago from web

morganbonner: Allison says that she will never drag me to the beach again if I buy her a pool. I am seriously considering her proposal. about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: Due to the liberal application of sunscreen on my face, my glasses keep falling down my nose. This is very upsetting to me. about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: Allison says I need to go in the water. Yes, because being lunch for some shark is going to make me so much more comfortable. about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: So, you're just supposed to lay here? about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: A large cloud has arrived overhead. Ha ha! Morgan 1, Day ball 0..... about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: There is a bird hovering near me. If only the crossbow I just purchased from www.budk.com had arrived yesterday, I could solve this problem. about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: Besides Allison, there is one attractive woman on this beach. One. And even she's kind of a Chubby Chubberson. What up with that? about 2 hours ago from web

morganbonner: In the immortal words of one Anakin Skywalker....."I hate sand. It gets everywhere...." about 3 hours ago from web

morganbonner: On our way to the beach. So giant day ball....we meet again at last, but this time the advantage is mine!! about 3 hours ago from web

Comments

I highly suggest you follow this guy's example when the time comes....

http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2007/08/06/twitter_birth/

Jesus. Christ. On. Toast.

Morgan, it's called Twitter, not Twhiner. Holy cow. Beaches are the ONLY good thing about where you live. The rest of it is foetid swamp and ex-IP/Union Camp tree farms, and bored old rich people waiting to die.

For the love of God, Morgan, you're turning into one of them. Get out while you can.

Damn, Morgan, what wrong did you visit upon your wife to make her inflict upon you the torture of a beautiful summer day at the beach? The horror!