If Colin Quinn can, why can't I?

I cannot for the life of me figure out why Colin Quinn has his own TV show, even if it is just on Comdey Central. The dude can barely complete a sentence without stuttering, let alone do a five minute monologue. Three minutes in, I don't think he understands what the hell he's saying. By minute 5, you want him to stop just because you're embarrassed for him.

If a tool like that can get a TV show of his own, why not me?

Moreover, two posts in five minutes! I must be really bored tonight, and whatnot