Can't catch a break

All I really wanted after I got back from a week (or half, anyway) of sleeping in crappy hotel rooms was a decent shower, a comfy bed, and of course, a high-speed internet connection.

One out of three ain't bad, right?

First, apparently my router has crapped out, for no reason whatsoever. Can't get a connection unless I plug the stupid computer directly into the modem. While sitting outside my upstairs closet.

Then there's the shower. It's spewing out that sweet sulfer smell that I love so much. There's nothing quite as nice as stinking of rotten eggs after a shower. I reckon it'll be about a week before that crap's all flushed out of the water heater.