So here you go:

While the wife is blogging about vast conspiracy theories, I'm busy sharing more intellectual fare.

Like more Muppets, this time doing "Habanera" from Carmen

I was going to title my St. Patrick's Day post "This town is covered in sh-t", because, in fact, it is. Human, animal, you name it. People can't clean up after themselves after a night of bingeing, let alone their dogs. I don't think the sidewalks of The Hostess City portray a good image to our visitors. Nobody should see what I have seen. I'll leave it at that.

Instead of that nastiness, I bring you Beaker, the Swedish Chef and Animal's rendition of "Danny Boy". Enjoy.

That is all.

Oh, and I'm trademarking the word 'technivorous'.