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Submitted by Christian on Tue, 12/30/2003 - 5:17pm

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I sure did miss sunny Hilton Head Island. Let me count the ways.

  1. I missed seeing BMW convertibles with "I'd rather be shopping at Nordstrom's" license plate frames
  2. I missed fighting my way through the supermarket, dodging elderly shoppers that stop abruptly in front of me, then give me the stink-eye for attempting to maneuver my cart around them. Yeah, Mr. Grey-Buzz-Cut-and-elastic-waist-pants, I'm talking about you. Hurry up and have that coronary already.*
  3. I missed waiting for some jackass to take 10 minutes to write a check in the express lane.
  4. I missed seeing pimple-faced shits driving down 278 blasting music in daddy's Lamborghini.

Ok. It was almost 70 degrees today. That was nice. But man, we need a good plague in this town, I tell ya.**

* Yeah, that was mean. I'm just joking, really I am.

** This will probably get me onto W's 'Axis of Evil'. I expect Ashcroft's goon squad to descend upon me within the hour. It was nice knowing all of you.

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